Since I last updated

I have:

• Read The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffeneger, which was wonderful.
• Watched several movies including Aimee & Jaguar, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Shrek 2, The Village, Mean Girls and But I'm a Cheerleader.
• Had an argument with my very strange transsexual neighbour who insists Jackie is slamming doors and tried to tell me our cat couldn't go in *her* backyard.
• Clarified with the landlady that it is, in fact, a communal back yard and had a good laugh over the aforementioned crack-whore transsexual neighbour. You think I'm joking?
• Had an entirely new bathroom installed.
• Started a creative writing module at College
• Moved offices and worked my *ass* off for the past few weeks as the workload has picked up considerably.
• Answered very few emails thanks to aforesaid heavy workload.
• Cooked a wicked good fish pie with a piece of smoked haddock and some leeks.
• Done very little actual writing.
• Played with Photoshop a little.
• (Still have) a broken ass.
• Developed a sudden and wholly unexpected social life with the people I work with….
• Not spoken to my mother once, which bothers me. Quite a bit. Have spoken to my mother for two hours.
• Have had two hangovers.

Would someone slow the world down please? I'm too bloody dizzy.